10 Hilarious Things To Expect If Salman Khan Plays Shoaib On Screen!

The spreading wings celebration, the terrifying bouncers, the rapidly delivered balls and that aggressive attitude! The fastest bowler on the planet that we know in the likes of Shoaib Akhtar who in the prime of his career was a lethal, deadly and frightening bowler had recently expressed a wish. The Rawalpindi Expressed revealed that if someday a biopic under his name gets planned, he’d want Salman Khan to play him on screen. While we do not question the wisdom of his expression, we guess that would take another Salman Khan to reborn to be able to play this fast bowler on screen.

Anyway, what Akhtar through this wild suggestion did was give us an idea. How would it really be if Salman were to play Shoaib Akhtar on screen! He has recently worked hard on playing a wrestler in Sultan so he might as well get leaner and chiseled to run like this Pakistani superfast bowler. But without taking that possibility out of the chapter, let’s picture Salman Khan as Shoaib Akhtar exactly the way he is and will always be. What would a Shoaib Akhtar look like if Chulbul Pandey, Radhey or all other Bhai laden characters were playing him!

Here’s what we feel Salman aka Shoaib would react on following on field happenings:

1. Celebrations on taking a wicket would somewhat be like this!

2. On bowling a lethal quick bouncer and knocking the face of a batsman, Salman be like: 

"Akal Ke Aane Ke Liye, Shakal Ke Bigadne Ka Kyun Intzaar Kar Rahe The Tum?"

3. Umpire signals to wait but Salman keeps bowling because?

"Ek Bar Jo Maine Commitment Kar Di, Toh Phir Main Khud Ki Bhi Nahi Sunta"

4. On some occasions when he’s bowling to the likes of Sachin & Sehwag!

"Chal Yar Chalte Hain, Mujhe Bohot Zor Se Susu Aayi Hai"

5. When team management tells him that he’s been made the captain

"Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Karna, Ki Mujh Par Koi Ehsaan Na Karna"

6. Motivational speeches at team meeting would be like this:

"Zindagi Mein 3 Cheez Kabhi Underestimate Mat Karna, I, Me and Myself"

7. And at times when he’d come out to bat-

"Abhi Tak Sabko Nehlaya Hai, Ab Sabko Dhounga"

8. When the captain orders him to run after the ball and stop the boundary

"Main Ball Ke Peeche, Ball Boundary Ke Peeche, Too Much Fun!"

9. When he’s at the bowling end applauding a batsman’s century

"Ye Hath Aur Ye Hath, Kya Baji? Taali!"

10. When he makes a comeback but still gets in a brawl with the batsman

"Maine Bowling Zarur Chhori Hai, Lekin Ladna Nahi Bhoola"

We wonder if Shoaib would still be keen on getting Salman onboard to play him after reading this, any thoughts Mr. Rawalpindi Express?